Cool Stuffs

If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates,

COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"

Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember"

Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking"

Chicken: "If tomorrow I didn't update my status, means I'm being served at KFC. Love you all ♥"

Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…!! "

Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon" :) :P

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A Sweet Story :-

Girl's Version-..

First Day :I saw an idiot
...sleeping on the front bench..

Second Day:Saw the same idiot
getting punished..

Third Day:He was fighting with
a boy..uhh..idiot..!

Fourth Day :I couldn't find him...Where is he...

Boy's Version

First day :When i opened my
eyes...I saw her...her smile..

Second day :I got punished so
that i could see her all the
while..

Third Day :A boy said somethng
about liking her

Fourth Day :I was sitting on the
last bench..
'n she turned to find me...
'n We smiled..:)

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mangathaaaa daaaaaaa......

A sornakka's game :D